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MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE
This is a blatant violation of trust
YOU LYING FUCKS I SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE ADMIRING THE BRICK LAYERS THAT ALWAYS LAY THE BRICKS NEAT AND PERFECTLY LINED UP HOLY SHIT I LOOK UP TO YOU HOW COULD YOU
- me at 10 pm: i should start heading to bed so i can wake up for school tomorrow
- me at 11 pm: i need to head to bed now
- me at 12: im going to regret this tomorrow
- me at 3 am: no point sleeping now
- me at 5 am: i could take a quick nap
- me at 7 am: who the fuck let me stay up last night?
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when ur friend starts liking something u rly like
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They need to go after the camera man too, EVERY TIME. That’s when this dumb shit will stop.
I want someone to beat the absolute fuck out of them.
What the fuck. It’s just a fucking pair if shoes. He bopped the damn shoes. Why they throwin fists over a fuckin boop. Maybe tell them to back the hell up and not try it again, but what the fuck.
"It’s just a fucking pair if shoes."
True but if I worked hard to make my money to buy myself a pair of shoes and your dumbass comes along and steps on them as a “joke” you gotdamn right I’m gonna be pissed about it.
"Maybe tell them to back the hell up and not try it again"
They purposely stepped on their shoes. Mind you, Jordans are not cheap. People take pride in what they wear. But ultimately it’s a matter of respect. These white kids are disrespectful.
These “_______ in the hood” videos are made to provoke black people into acting out for cheap laughs and youtube views. It gives white america a reason to laugh at us and call us animals. They make these videos to make us as a people look bad.
They deserved every one of those licks.
McDonald’s has been forced to open its first ever restaurant with a turquoise coloured sign after city planners said the signature yellow sign would be too garish. Officials in Sedona, Arizona told the fast-food giant they were unable to open a restaurant with the trademark yellow logo.This is due to the city’s strict regulations which prevent buildings from ruining the picturesque view of the desert.
Photo credit: Michael Wright/WENN.com
finally, a shiny McDonald’s
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EVERYONE IS CUTE OK
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7 billion people, 14 billion buttholes
a slight calculative error was madeanus georg
are you implying there’s a human named anus georg who posesses 7 billion buttholes
that is terrifying